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            搞笑幽默小文章

              

              1、因足球兵敗!慘遭賭球集團追殺!

              孫雞海急中生智,扮一靚女!出門時問一乞丐:“我是誰?”

              乞丐毫不猶豫的回答:“孫雞海!”

              孫大驚,忙追問:“你怎么知道?”

              乞丐趕緊左右望了下,小聲說道:“噓!我是好海東~!”

              

            搞笑幽默小文章

              2、一男士紅腫著雙眼來上班,同事問:“你眼睛怎么了?”

              男人回答:“昨天我在街上走,一個小姐的裙子被風吹起來了,我好心幫她拉下來,她竟給我左眼來一拳!”

              同事又問:“那右眼呢?”

              男人回答:“我以為她不喜歡把裙子拉下來,就又幫她掀上去了。”

              3、公雞出差一個月,回來后聽說鵪鶉沒事老來找母雞玩!

              公雞便開始懷疑起母雞來!

              果然,沒過兩天,母雞就生了個鵪鶉蛋!

              公雞大怒!母雞慌忙解釋:“靠,早產啦!”

              

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              4、魚深情的說:“我時時刻刻睜開眼睛,就是為了能讓你永遠在我眼中!”  

              水感動的說:“我時時刻刻流淌不息,就是為了能永遠把你擁抱!”  

              這時,鍋說:“都他媽快熟了,嘴還這么貧!!”

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